Otto’s Unintentional Pithiness

Otto:  [to his two-year-old sister] I’m going to give her a little keese on the chick.

 

Otto:  What are you and Papa going to do with [Due] when he grows taller?
Me:  What do you mean when he grows taller?  He’s already 6 ‘ 2.
Otto:  I mean when he grows too tall for the house?  Where’s he going to go?

 

Otto:  Are there seeds in these oranges?
Me:  No, they’re seedless oranges.
Otto:  Then why is there a seed in my orange?  Did they make it wrong?

 

Me:   [during school lessons] You answered that question very articulately.
Otto:  I know.  I did it slowly so that I didn’t make a stake.

Ah, the apple orange clearly doesn’t fall far from the tree.

6 comments

  1. Nonny says:

    How precious are the conversations of little ones. Always makes me smile. :-)

    Nonny

  2. Louise says:

    Simply adorable :)

  3. Sue Elvis says:

    Thank you so much for visiting my blog!

    I see we have a mutual friend.. dear Karla.. I feel at home on your blog already! I have been reading and smiling and enjoying, and envying your wonderful sense of humour.

    God bless!

  4. Ellen says:

    What a cutie. And so sweet to want to give his sister a kiss!

  5. Kristin says:

    You have the (pronounced thee) cutest kids!

  6. Mila says:

    aww, cute and adorable!

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